Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Wrong Sock Jokes More Wrong Sock Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.