I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
Only one in a million actually works.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
Maddie McCan
The tube sock under my bed.
Because he was white.
Nothing. Are you racist or something?
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A: A dependent Claus.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."
Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.
Because Chernobyl fall out
They get free two-day shipping.
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