I put on the wrong socks this morning.
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Because my wife wore the wrong socks.
Because I wore the wrong sock that day.
When the big hand touches the little one
A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.
A cowch potato!
Light ale !
Speedos !
For his armies
Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Your credit card.
Oy vey!"
To show the opossum it could be done.
To get to the Otherside!
A: Because she grew another foot.
The one that's left.
The ova achiever
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?