What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.