What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*