What sock do you put on last?

The one that's left.

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What's the difference between Reddit and the 1984 Universe?

You can leave Reddit.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit