Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Potato Chip Jokes More Potato Chip Jokes

What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.