What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

What are they called in America?

Americans.

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.