What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

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What kind of cheese?

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What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02?

six more weeks of bad hockey!

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.