What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!