What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."