What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!