What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane