What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

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What's 50 Cent's name in Zimbabwe?

400 Million Dollars.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana