Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Because one more would be "two-fahrty"