How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Why do christians burn fossil fuels?

They're trying to destroy the evidence.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)