How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.