Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
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Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Add 24 carrots
You add 24 carrots.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Souperb.
Won-ton soup
He had his soup before it was cool.
The plot thickens!
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
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It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
You add 24 carats!
Because one more would have been too farty.
Because one more would be too farty.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme."
Rabbit Soup :D
The waiter responds, "The backstroke."
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
Soup
One with plenty of body in it.
Then I frown & order the soup.
She ate her soup before it was cool
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
Yum Yum."
He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
Because it ran out of cluck !
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
Because one more bean would be too farty.
Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
soup
Soviet Onions.
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
If they had one more it would be to farty
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .
One ton soup.
Wonton soup!
The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .
They're right! We do taste like chicken!
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Read the label.
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Because it was down hill!
Cellfcentered
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
Everybody loves Ramen.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
