What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.