What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

a soviet

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."