What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

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What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car?

Do you even Lyft

What do politicians do for fun?

Rave at the party.