What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.