Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...