What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

What has 6 eyes but cant see?

3 blind mice.

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.