What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Trap Jokes More Trap Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why do they say I'm black in the bedroom?

I'm fast.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...