I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
4: McDonalds The end
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.
Being 5 foot 6
B's
Trapped Under Ice.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
The Antelopes.
To help them find missing sea men.
By Norse code!
She was always using fowl language.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
