I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Because they can get 4g
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
Didn't wake up this morning..."
Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
Natasha Ramenoff
Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
By ski-mail.
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
A sphinxter.
A cannibal
an elephant with diarrhea
I'm fast.