A child born in Chernobyl, duh.
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A pit bull.
A cannibal
I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...
It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...
A happy pit bull.
A whale with a table taped to it.
The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk
an elephant with diarrhea
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
On Fried-days.
Fur protection.
I'LL BE BACH*
A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.
Fred and George Weasley.
A cookie
A Crip
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
An acrocat !
A Def Leppard.
The finish line of the Boston Marathon.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
He got hit by a bus!