What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal