What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work?

IBM

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.