Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

It has 4 rabbits' feet.

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

What do you call a chicken coup with more than two doors?

A chicken sedan.

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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why do they call it a chicken coupe?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan.