How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Previous Random Joke Next
Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors?

Unhinged

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is blonde and brown blonde and brown blonde and brown?

Answer. Madonna doing cartwheels.

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

4 Door Jokes More 4 Door Jokes

Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be chicken sedans.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -