Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.