What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.