What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

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Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.