What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

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What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.