What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

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Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

Because it is two-tired!!!!

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What's Irish and stays out all night?

Patio Furniture

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.