Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

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Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?

He said, "do we now "

What do bad photographs and the Irish famine have in common?

Potato quality

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What is the politically correct term for Mexicans?

Human Beans.

Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!