Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.