Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me..."

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.