Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."