Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen ?

scientist A : Are you sure ? scientist B : Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What happens when the sun goes down?

It gets dark.