Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just sit in the dark and cry.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.