Englishman Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

Why did Brazil lose the World Cup?

Weak back.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

Colonel Jokes More Colonel Jokes

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor