Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Why couldn't the whistle blower make it home for the holidays?

he was snowden

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

a force of habit

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!