How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !