How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

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How many depressed people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who cares...

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

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Why did Hellen Kellar burn her ear?

The phone rang and she answered the iron. Why did she burn her other ear They called back.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!