A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
A: It was supposed to be in place last week!
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
A dope ring.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
A: More guns.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)