How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.