How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.