Tenor Jokes

What do you call a tenor with erectile problems?

Flacido Domingo.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?

A: When the other tenors notice.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

A: Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Trick Question Jokes More Trick Question Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out