What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.