What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit?

Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

How do you excite an idiot?

I'll tell you later.

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What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

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What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.