Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

Breakup Jokes More Breakup Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.