Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What's the easiest way to make a homeless person bleed?

Brush their teeth!

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !