Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

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What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.