What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What did one duck say to the other?

Quack!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!