What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Quack Head Jokes More Quack Head Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.