What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes."

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Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head