What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

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What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver