What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver