What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more english you get out.

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

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Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How do you top a car?

You tep on the brake, toopid.

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What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.