What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River