What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.

What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want