What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer