Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

How could you be pregnant!?

I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

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What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia