He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
to be alone with his thots
she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.