Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

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Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.