How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)