How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

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Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '