What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"