What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."