What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.