What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.