What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

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How does a rice burner start a street race?

With a pilaf.

Why did all the black people die in the war?

Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..

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What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.