What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

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What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria