What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"