What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon