American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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Because they can't see.
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Neckbeard the pirate
You call an investigator
because they're not afraid of committing.
He committed treeson.
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A black man who committed a crime.
Because he couldn't commit.
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Shooting the breeze.
Because they're good at commiting.
It was taken into custardy.
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Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
smh
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
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He committed barbercide.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
He was mugged.
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
Because they finish each other's sentences
Commit sushi
Treeson
Handicappn.
It is put in imPRISMment!
They don't.
Well they deleted
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Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
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Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
They know the drill.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
The lumberjack has a job.
